I was at my aunt and uncle’s house earlier today doing my laundry. As I was folding my puerile “Turtley Awesome” TMNT shirt my 1st grade cousin said, “Why do you wear that shirt so much?”
Naturally I responded with honesty. “Well I need to wear something don’t I?” I said.
“No” she responded, “you could go without a shirt and then maybe you’d get a girlfriend.”
Yes, I laughed.
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